Harold Camping now says the Rapture will occur on Oct. 21.
So mark your calendars:
6/1-10/21 Collect donations to Camping ministry so Rapture date can be advertised
9/21 Put up billboards reminding people of the Rapture
10/21 Rapture
10/22 Jokes about how the Rapture didn’t happen, endure ridicule
10/23 Jokes die down
10/24 Count the millions from last failed prediction (thanks, suckers!)
10/25 Predict Rapture on new date
11/1 Begin collecting money to advertise new Rapture date
Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Actually, he never changed his story. The claim was that May 21st would be the rapture, followed by 5 months of...
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