Ana a.k.a. Dollinha
Harold Camping now says the Rapture will occur on Oct. 21.


So mark your calendars:

6/1-10/21 Collect donations to Camping ministry so Rapture date can be advertised

9/21 Put up billboards reminding people of the Rapture

10/21 Rapture

10/22 Jokes about how the Rapture didn’t happen, endure ridicule

10/23 Jokes die down

10/24 Count the millions from last failed prediction (thanks, suckers!)

10/25 Predict Rapture on new date

11/1 Begin collecting money to advertise new Rapture date

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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    Actually, he never changed his story. The claim was that May 21st would be the rapture, followed by 5 months of...
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